This day contained the following three momentous occasions:
1. I gots me a new video game.
2. I gots me another haircut.
3. A woman who owns a quarter of an establishment I frequent frequently asked me to walk into a room full of moms and small children - some under a month old - and light up a cigar because they had reserved the smoking room but forgotten to pay and their reservation was up. I didn't. But I did think of the below picture and crack myself up all over again.